The King of Cornwall

Office of The King

Dear Cornwall Council Councillors

From: office@thekingofcornwall.com
To: leader@cornwall.gov.uk
CC: other individual councillors
December 1st 2009

Dear Leader & Councillors

The King has asked me to write to you and your fellow councillors at Cornwall County Council with regard to the recent Climategate revelations. Are you all up to speed on it? (Briefly, global warming's over and climate change is bunk!) What the King would like to know is, briefly, what are you all doing about it? Anything?

The King wishes you to know that he is taking this business very seriously. The Eco-Loons are not the harmless comical characters we innocently imagined them to be! He suggests the more intelligent among you read this first...
Climate Change and the Death of Science

The King notes that you all recently and unanimously supported action on climate change. He wonders if any of you feel foolish yet? That you've been duped and had, taken for idiots, by a bunch of Eco-Twerps with PHD's in post-normal science?

The King wishes to inform you, that he and his associates, and the many millions of people gathering on forums and blogs throughout the free internet, all those of us of a rational and scientific intellect, have had enough! Is the council unanimous in its gullibility? Pompous in its ignorance? Completely bereft of individual thinking? Is there one among you who will stand up and say, Enough, Let Truth Be Out?

The King thinks it unlikely.

Climate change is a fraud, a power-grab, a scam. Do wake up!

Sincerely
Jennifer (Jen)
Office of the King of Cornwall
http://www.thekingofcornwall.com

There were two replies, one from a Jinny Clark and one from a Chris Pascoe. Regrettably, both replies were deemed too puerile to forward to the king for his attention.


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