The King of Cornwall

dear oh dear
are you losing it or what? you seem a bit, well, on edge? you're worried you say... i can understand that, this climate change thing, blah blah blah, wibble wibble wibble, wibble wibble woo...

but this science is settled wibble wibble woo you're coming out with... it's got to stop!

(oh, by the way, ocean acidification, that's wibble woo too)

and this living with the grain of nature, wibble wibble woo... it's got to stop, it just makes me think, pol pot for some reason, just makes me think, shouldn't someone be sprinkling some smallpox or cholera or other gift of nature on these greenie half-wits and clots?

is co2 a pollutant mr smit? do pray tell... are you keeping your trees and plants safe from its dangerously malign effects?

and this, what is this... you say, and i quote...

"my major interest is in the development of a new narrative which enables us to explore what we need to do, to become adaptable in the face of the challenges that're coming at us over the horizon"

what does that mean? are you writing a book? is that it? is it horror, either fiction or not? will scary mister big bad carbon dioxide be coming at us over the horizon, menacingly, spewing forth extreme weather events, and the like? or is just going to get a little bit warmer, maybe?

regards
piran d'or
leading the campaign for a drivel-free cornwall

this here, from the charities commission website, where you say, regarding your activities...

"THE EDEN PROJECT EXISTS TO COMMUNICATE OUR DEPENDENCE ON THE NATURAL WORLD TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, REBUILDING CONNECTIONS OF UNDERSTANDING THAT HAVE FADED FROM MANY PEOPLE'S LIVES AND EFFECTING BEHAVIOURAL CHANGE. AN AWARENESS THAT WE NEED TO SUSTAIN THE THINGS THAT SUSTAIN US WILL BE ONE OF THE CRUCIAL FACTORS IN FACING THE CHALLENGES THAT THE FUTURE WILL BRING, SUCH AS CLIMATE CHANGE."

can you tell me what all that means, exactly? can you tell me who wrote it? i phoned the charities commission and they said that it wasn't them, it was you. it strikes me as wibble drivel, and on a second, third and fourth reading, it becomes dribble on a bib, wibble wibble woo drivel... it's got to stop!

behold the future! sunshine! happiness!
A DRIVEL-FREE CORNWALL